So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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