it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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