It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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