two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
