brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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