What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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