I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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