True but thats because hes a fetus.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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