You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
