D3 body, D1 cock
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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