TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
