I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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