We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I need a burrito and a hug.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think i got beer on your cat.
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