I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We just shotgunned beers for America
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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