what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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