Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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