I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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