Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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