I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
