I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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