Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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