to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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