Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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