people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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