Just fell off a train. Bad.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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