He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
