why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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