eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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