I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
