Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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