Sry I called you an 8
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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