Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
tell me about the eggs
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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