Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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