She said her name was "party"
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize