I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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