Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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