all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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