your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
