I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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