People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her vagine was all disorganized.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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