can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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