You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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