We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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