Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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