I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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