he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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