I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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