To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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