I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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