im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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