How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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