Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
