i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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