Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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