Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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