bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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