I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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