Is it normal to miss your booty call?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
my liver is dry heaving
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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