You're a womanizer and a bitch.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Randomize
